Shipping Policy

At CardsMYTHS, we take shipping very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that every order is personally blessed, hexed, and triple-inspected by a committee of sleep-deprived card gnomes in a damp attic under a full moon.

Processing Time

All orders are processed within 1–3 business enigmas, or whenever Kyle remembers to feed the label printer. Please note: business enigmas do not correspond to linear time. You’ll know your order is processing when you feel a light chill and hear faint dubstep in the distance.

Domestic Shipping

We ship anywhere within the United States, including but not limited to:

• The Lower 48

• That weird shed behind your uncle’s house

• Emotionally remote areas of Wisconsin

• A van currently stuck in a roundabout in Ohio

Packages are delivered by trusted carriers such as USPS, and the Pigeon Express (certified for both letters and emotional baggage).

International Shipping

Yes, we ship internationally. No, we do not understand customs forms. Sometimes we just draw a sword on it and hope for the best.

Please allow 7–42 business eternities for international delivery, depending on wormhole stability and regional interference from pocket dimension banshees.

Shipping Confirmation & Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number that may or may not correspond to anything real. If your package seems to be circling Kansas for 11 days straight, this is part of the ritual. Please do not interfere.

Lost or Delayed Orders

If your order is delayed:

• Breathe deeply

• Light a scented candle

• Whisper the word “onyx” three times into a mason jar

If that doesn’t work, email us with your order number, favorite soup, and a vague threat—we respond faster to spice.

If your package is truly lost, we will consult the Oracle of Misplaced Goods, who usually just tells us “try again on Thursday.”

Special Delivery Requests

Want your order delivered by someone in a cloak, via interpretive dance, or launched from a trebuchet? Just leave us a note at checkout.

No promises. But also… no denials.

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Thank you for shipping with CardsMYTHS.

Your tracking number is currently trying to explain itself to a group of suspicious squirrels.

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Shipping Policy

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