Refund Policy

Refund & Return Policy

At CardsMYTHS, we stand by our products, our honor, and our right to shout “NO REFUNDS” in an ancient tongue while hurling glitter into the abyss.

However, in the rare event that your order arrives:

    •    On fire

    •    In the form of a vague riddle

    •    Whispering forgotten secrets in Old Norse

…you may be eligible for a return.

Return Eligibility

To be eligible for a return, the following conditions must be met:

    1.    You must still remember placing the order (emotionally or spiritually).

    2.    The item must be in its original condition, or at least willing to apologize for what it’s become.

    3.    You must correctly answer our Sphinx’s riddle (she’s moody but fair).

Non-Returnable Items

We cannot accept returns for:

    •    Items eaten by you, your pets, or a mysterious being in your basement named “Todd”

    •    Cards that have imprinted themselves on your dreams

    •    Anything marked “Limited Edition: Forbidden Variant” or “Probably Cursed”

    •    Orders fulfilled during Mercury Retrograde (we’ve learned the hard way)

The Refund Process

Once your return is approved by our Refund Elders, your soul will be weighed, your aura scanned, and you’ll be issued a refund in one of the following forms:

    •    Original payment method

    •    Store credit (redeemable only during solar flares)

    •    A polite handwritten letter from Kyle

    •    Three raccoons and a coupon for soup (select regions only)

Please allow 7–10 cosmic alignments for your refund to process. If you feel a sudden breeze and hear faint chanting, that’s normal.

Exchanges

Want to exchange your item for something else?

Great. Write your wish on a piece of toast and throw it into the wind. If it returns to you in the shape of a duck, your request has been approved.

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Thank you for shopping at CardsMYTHS.

We value your satisfaction, your chaos tolerance, and your willingness to accept refunds that may arrive in metaphor.

Any questions? Please scream into a mailbox during a thunderstorm. We hear you.