Refund Policy
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q: What is CardsMYTHS?
A: CardsMYTHS is a multi-planar trading card experience, an emotional labyrinth, and possibly a simulation run by a sentient toaster with abandonment issues. Also, it’s where you buy really cool cards.
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Q: How do I place an order?
A: Simply add items to your cart, whisper your intentions into a mason jar, and click “checkout.” If your screen flickers and you smell burnt cinnamon, you’ve done it correctly.
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Q: Where is my order?
A: Somewhere between here and not-here. Tracking numbers may resemble GPS coordinates, long-forgotten Latin phrases, or drawings of ducks. Consult your dreams for real-time updates.
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Q: Do you offer international shipping?
A: Yes, if the stars align and the border foxes grant us passage. We cannot guarantee delivery to alternate timelines, but we will try once per moon cycle.
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Q: Can I return something?
A: Only if it hasn’t bonded with you emotionally or imprinted itself upon your kitchen tiles. Please review our Refund & Return Policy, but be warned: the Sphinx bites.
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Q: Is there a card of me?
A: Not yet. But the cards are always watching. Always… sketching…
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Q: Are the cards haunted?
A: Only the limited editions, the test prints, the promos, the collector boxes, and all mega boxes. base cards are usually safe unless you sneeze on them during a full moon.
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Q: Can I become a lore character?
A: If chosen, yes. Selection occurs when the owl blinks thrice and the fridge door swings open by itself. Do not resist.
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Q: Who is Kyle?
A: That… is a very long story. But he handles shipping, legal, refunds, metaphysical bindings, and sometimes screams gently into the void for team morale. He’s doing his best.
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Q: I received a card that looks like a mirror. What do I do?
A: Close the blinds. Don’t answer the knock at the door. It’s already too late.
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Q: How do I contact you?
A: Email us, send a carrier pigeon, or launch a message via t-shirt cannon toward the nearest thunderstorm. We respond to bold energy.
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Still have questions?
So do we. Constantly. But if you feel your inquiry is worthy, please scroll to the bottom of the page and press the button labeled “Ask The Void.”
It will know what to do.