​ACCESSIBILITY STATEMENT

Accessibility

At CardsMYTHS, we believe accessibility isn’t just a feature—it’s a state of being. A metaphysical journey. A whisper on the wind carried by a rogue top-loader wearing corduroy.

Our site is proudly optimized for:

    •    Left-handed jellyfish

    •    Sea-Refrigerators with Wi-Fi

    •    Spiritually awakened Farmer Cr0w's

    •    People who browse using only their peripheral vision

    •    Haunted fax machines

What web accessibility means to us

Need a screen reader? So does our legal intern, Kyle. He’s been stuck in the footer code since March and communicates only through ASCII art and cryptic haikus. We support him.

We’ve taken great lengths to ensure our site is navigable via:

    •    Psychic intent

    •    Morse code translated into interpretive dance

    •    Screaming into a jar and mailing it to corporate

    •    Clicking “tab” exactly 43 times while holding a raw egg

Color blindness? Every image is color-corrected using a rare gemstone chart we found inside an abandoned Blockbuster. You’re welcome.

Mobility concerns? Our site can be browsed while doing cartwheels, floating in zero gravity, or trapped inside a vending machine. (As long as it accepts Apple Pay.)

If at any point you feel lost, confused, or start speaking fluent raccoon, please contact our Accessibility Hotline, which is just a goat on a rotary phone yelling “ACCESS GRANTED” at random intervals.

We are always striving to improve. Unless we’re napping. Then we’re just striving to nap better.

Thank you for choosing CardsMYTHS.

Remember: If you can read this, you’re already part of the lore.